windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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