so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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