Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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