I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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