He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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