you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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