I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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