remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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