I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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