Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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