dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Randomize