i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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