no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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