matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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