I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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