There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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