Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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