grandma shit on top of the toilet
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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