Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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