thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I deserve to be covered in dicks
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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