nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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