also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize