Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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