OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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