we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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