spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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