I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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