I wish I could punch you in the face.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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