You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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