I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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