He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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