She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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