and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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