I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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