Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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