her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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