it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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