yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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