My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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