went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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