okay pat passed out under dana's car
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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