Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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