People with herpes should wear stickers.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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