Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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