Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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