She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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