at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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