community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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