don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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