I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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