I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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