he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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