I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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