i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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