If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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